last night i tried to make a cake
but everything went wrong
the baking soda would not take
and the salt was way too strong
i did my best to eat a piece
though it really made me gag
my stomach screamed cease
so i found a wretched hag
she only took one bite
and all she got was leaven
there was a flash of light
and she followed it to heaven
the army got wind of this event
and they made me an offer
if i baked til the enemy was spent
i would surely be an officer
i learned that perfection
is not always best
especially when you make a confection
that won't pass the test
Sep 22, 2010
Sep 22, 2010 at 3:23 PM UTC
last night i tried to make a cake
but everything went wrong
the baking soda would not take
and the salt was way too strong
i did my best to eat a piece
though it really made me gag
my stomach screamed cease
so i found a wretched hag
she only took one bite
and all she got was leaven
there was a flash of light
and she followed it to heaven
the army got wind of this event
and they made me an offer
if i baked til the enemy was spent
i would surely be an officer
i learned that perfection
is not always best
especially when you make a confection
that won't pass the test
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