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I Can Here I am the man you want, jiving, rhyming with an occasional taunt. No one does it better, I can even knit a sweater. I can rock, I can roll, I can strut, I can stroll. I can win any event, not a thing, I can't invent. I can cure any disease, I can shoot the breeze. No one can walk in my shoes, being me, I have nothing to lose. I can be the most interesting man in the world, I can make straight hair become curled. I'm all that and a bag of chips, you should see how I do back flips. I can be rich, I can be poor, I can install your front or back door. Jack of trades, mastered them all, I can be short, I can be tall. My **** will never stink, get too close, eye will turn pink. I can rule, I can dominate, for President, I can nominate. I can laugh, I can cry, but I never seem to know why. I can do whatever I wanna do, unfortunately, I choose not to.
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Feb 11, 2014
Feb 11, 2014 at 10:11 AM UTC
I Can
I Can Here I am the man you want, jiving, rhyming with an occasional taunt. No one does it better, I can even knit a sweater. I can rock, I can roll, I can strut, I can stroll. I can win any event, not a thing, I can't invent. I can cure any disease, I can shoot the breeze. No one can walk in my shoes, being me, I have nothing to lose. I can be the most interesting man in the world, I can make straight hair become curled. I'm all that and a bag of chips, you should see how I do back flips. I can be rich, I can be poor, I can install your front or back door. Jack of trades, mastered them all, I can be short, I can be tall. My **** will never stink, get too close, eye will turn pink. I can rule, I can dominate, for President, I can nominate. I can laugh, I can cry, but I never seem to know why. I can do whatever I wanna do, unfortunately, I choose not to.
allen-wilbert
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Feb 11, 2014
Feb 11, 2014 at 10:11 AM UTC
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