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Mix hormones, sprouting hair, and teenage angst in melting *** Add 2 cups of Varsity Sports Blend in at least 3 leadership positions Sprinkle AP & Honors classes liberally Acquire obscure talent such as playing a Theremin Add long-term anxiety disease Brag constantly about how you helped Jakito, a small African child, on a mission trip Drain all traces of possible love connection Substitute sleep for academia Bring stress to boil Add spoonful of “legacy” Separately mix “White Guilt” with a cup of diversity (Native American if available) Marinate in SAT classes Spread 2300mg of SAT on top Shake Well Ice decoratively with essays about Jakito Most batches must be rejected
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Jan 14, 2014
Jan 14, 2014 at 4:39 PM UTC
Ivy League Broil
Mix hormones, sprouting hair, and teenage angst in melting *** Add 2 cups of Varsity Sports Blend in at least 3 leadership positions Sprinkle AP & Honors classes liberally Acquire obscure talent such as playing a Theremin Add long-term anxiety disease Brag constantly about how you helped Jakito, a small African child, on a mission trip Drain all traces of possible love connection Substitute sleep for academia Bring stress to boil Add spoonful of “legacy” Separately mix “White Guilt” with a cup of diversity (Native American if available) Marinate in SAT classes Spread 2300mg of SAT on top Shake Well Ice decoratively with essays about Jakito Most batches must be rejected
Recipe Poem (I've been playing around with different styles)
tallulah
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Jan 14, 2014
Jan 14, 2014 at 4:39 PM UTC
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