I just couldn't help meself
I went tearin in
it smelt like a bacon sarnie
to a lapsing vegetarian
I swore I wouldn't do it
and I'd swear I didn't then
but I'll sign for me crimes on the dotted line
I'd sell ya a ******* if you'll give me a pen...
an a baggadat ting aggen
Dec 7, 2013
Dec 7, 2013 at 9:34 PM UTC
I just couldn't help meself
I went tearin in
it smelt like a bacon sarnie
to a lapsing vegetarian
I swore I wouldn't do it
and I'd swear I didn't then
but I'll sign for me crimes on the dotted line
I'd sell ya a ******* if you'll give me a pen...
an a baggadat ting aggen
Lad doh lad, kid lad, lad
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