When she's breathin, she's drinkin.
When she's drinkin, she's honest.
When she's honest, she's mean.
When she's mean, she's fightin.
When she really gets goin, her brain and common sense tend to run away from her mouth.
Other than that, she's good people,
And I really love your grandma!
1d ago
Jun 4, 2026 at 12:32 AM UTC
When she's breathin, she's drinkin.
When she's drinkin, she's honest.
When she's honest, she's mean.
When she's mean, she's fightin.
When she really gets goin, her brain and common sense tend to run away from her mouth.
Other than that, she's good people,
And I really love your grandma!
Grandma would readily get in the ring with Mike Tyson right now!!! Don't just take my word for it, pour her drink, call Mike, let's find out!
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