Driving in my car
May have had a beer
Hey look that bump
Is shaped like an orange
DUI
You're about to get hospitalized
Going over a 100 miles
An hour
Little do you know
My tank's full of gas
I'm going to get
Your demented ***
Hospitalize this ****
With my Patriottruck
It seems you're out of luck
TRUCKKKKK
May 12
May 12, 2026 at 12:29 PM UTC
Driving in my car
May have had a beer
Hey look that bump
Is shaped like an orange
DUI
You're about to get hospitalized
Going over a 100 miles
An hour
Little do you know
My tank's full of gas
I'm going to get
Your demented ***
Hospitalize this ****
With my Patriottruck
It seems you're out of luck
TRUCKKKKK
FBI I know I'm already on a watchlist for searching up things like torture methods (those searches were for stories I promise) and my morbid deep curiousity with Japanese WWII war crimes, but this poem is satirical again i have no intentions of commiting any crimes.
This poem is heavily based on Asgore Runs Over Dess With Lyrics
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