(Words in brackets) are the feminine voice while uncovered is the masculine.
I came home
(Lip stick on your collar!)
she got trite
(hootin' and a holler, holler!)
I know I'm right.
(Please, don't even bother!)
I don't want to fight.
(Well tell that to your lover!)
She's got hysteria
sits just to glare at 'cha
Oh, she's hysterical
she needs a medical
You really think
(I'd like to think I do...)
That you're the only one?
(Please, say it's not true)
Because I am all man
(And all a rat)
What did you say?
(Don't grab me like that!)
Screaming like a banshee until I can't hear
It's not her time of the month it's her time of the year
Why can't she get it through her one good ear?
If she doesn't like it, she can get outta here.
She's got hysteria
sits just to glare at 'cha
Oh, she's hysterical
she needs a medical
Apr 28
Apr 28, 2026 at 11:51 AM UTC
(Words in brackets) are the feminine voice while uncovered is the masculine.
I came home
(Lip stick on your collar!)
she got trite
(hootin' and a holler, holler!)
I know I'm right.
(Please, don't even bother!)
I don't want to fight.
(Well tell that to your lover!)
She's got hysteria
sits just to glare at 'cha
Oh, she's hysterical
she needs a medical
You really think
(I'd like to think I do...)
That you're the only one?
(Please, say it's not true)
Because I am all man
(And all a rat)
What did you say?
(Don't grab me like that!)
Screaming like a banshee until I can't hear
It's not her time of the month it's her time of the year
Why can't she get it through her one good ear?
If she doesn't like it, she can get outta here.
She's got hysteria
sits just to glare at 'cha
Oh, she's hysterical
she needs a medical
Inspired by the falsified "disease" hysteria which husbands would use to have their wives committed.
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