People told me to bury the hatchet,
so I went there with good intentions.
And yeah, we did end the disagreement,
so you could say it was a success.
Unfortunately, the hatchet is now evidence,
and I really do have to bury it.
I should also stop talking
and call my lawyer.
Anyway, you didn’t hear any of this.
Apr 24
Apr 24, 2026 at 1:06 PM UTC
People told me to bury the hatchet,
so I went there with good intentions.
And yeah, we did end the disagreement,
so you could say it was a success.
Unfortunately, the hatchet is now evidence,
and I really do have to bury it.
I should also stop talking
and call my lawyer.
Anyway, you didn’t hear any of this.
Fun exercise reminds me of Shel Silverstein
