We are the "Crustys"
"Ditch dwellers"
"Water pikeys"
"River gypsy's"
"Linear scum"
We live in our narrowboats
Widebeams, yogurt pots
Dutch barges, old lifeboats
And many a converted punt
Our life is on the waterways
Our no 1 rule; "don't be a cunt"
The weathy moor among the poor
In an eccentric eclectic line
Bright paintwork shines bright
Next to the mossy
The in-betweeners
The projects and down and out's
Around us all, our beloved cut
Filled with fluffy ducklings just now
Leading to diffrent villages
Diffrent locals
Diffrent towns
Apr 22
Apr 22, 2026 at 5:05 AM UTC
We are the "Crustys"
"Ditch dwellers"
"Water pikeys"
"River gypsy's"
"Linear scum"
We live in our narrowboats
Widebeams, yogurt pots
Dutch barges, old lifeboats
And many a converted punt
Our life is on the waterways
Our no 1 rule; "don't be a cunt"
The weathy moor among the poor
In an eccentric eclectic line
Bright paintwork shines bright
Next to the mossy
The in-betweeners
The projects and down and out's
Around us all, our beloved cut
Filled with fluffy ducklings just now
Leading to diffrent villages
Diffrent locals
Diffrent towns
