it’s like the Montagues and the Capulets
but set in fair Pampanga
a little less star-crossed lovers
and a lot more steel pipes featured in our drama
the townsfolk screamed bloødy mųrder
but the wounds healed after ten days or more
barring any complications
the high chair condemned them to arresto mayor
there was conspiracy indeed—
a joint and conceited purpose to assault
it was no tumultuous affray
and all the basțards got caught
Apr 17
Apr 17, 2026 at 10:01 AM UTC
it’s like the Montagues and the Capulets
but set in fair Pampanga
a little less star-crossed lovers
and a lot more steel pipes featured in our drama
the townsfolk screamed bloødy mųrder
but the wounds healed after ten days or more
barring any complications
the high chair condemned them to arresto mayor
there was conspiracy indeed—
a joint and conceited purpose to assault
it was no tumultuous affray
and all the basțards got caught
Lacson v. People, G.R. No. 243805, September 16, 2020
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