In Bugtown Bug Bob lived in boggy bliss,
Abhorrently he broke the Bugtown bridge.
How bitterly he blew Bug Wife a kiss,
And braced himself to bail off Bugtown Ridge.
All busy bugs in Bugtown were in trust
That Bugtown Bridge would last a billion nights,
But Bug Bob caused the Bugtown bridge to bust
And bugs now barked his name in fervent blight.
Beloved Bug Wife waited breathlessly
Believing Bug Bob would soon bound to her,
But Bug Bob never bounced back bonnily
His bug life bashed in one bereaving blur.
As Bug Bob fell, one last wish he compiled;
A better life for his unborn Bug Child.
Mar 25
Mar 25, 2026 at 12:14 PM UTC
In Bugtown Bug Bob lived in boggy bliss,
Abhorrently he broke the Bugtown bridge.
How bitterly he blew Bug Wife a kiss,
And braced himself to bail off Bugtown Ridge.
All busy bugs in Bugtown were in trust
That Bugtown Bridge would last a billion nights,
But Bug Bob caused the Bugtown bridge to bust
And bugs now barked his name in fervent blight.
Beloved Bug Wife waited breathlessly
Believing Bug Bob would soon bound to her,
But Bug Bob never bounced back bonnily
His bug life bashed in one bereaving blur.
As Bug Bob fell, one last wish he compiled;
A better life for his unborn Bug Child.
Bug Bob, my beloved,
may you find the solace in death
that you could not in life.
