After those first years, they
took him in for a second term
and now he barks a lot more
Okay, we're not unwilling
neighbours and throw him
a ball
Oh dear, he already has it
and with a lot of noise, he forces
us to give in to him again
He gets bored easily
and can't stand
being ignored, so
we take turns dressing up
in our best clothes
to serve as ball boys
In between, the dog bites
a few people on the legs
and poops wherever he pleases
Feb 14
Feb 14, 2026 at 2:56 AM UTC
After those first years, they
took him in for a second term
and now he barks a lot more
Okay, we're not unwilling
neighbours and throw him
a ball
Oh dear, he already has it
and with a lot of noise, he forces
us to give in to him again
He gets bored easily
and can't stand
being ignored, so
we take turns dressing up
in our best clothes
to serve as ball boys
In between, the dog bites
a few people on the legs
and poops wherever he pleases
