The baby stole my candy,
and that's all he ever ate,
but every time he'd lick this candy,
I'd suffocate.
The baby also stole my meringue pie
bad for his health
and it's the one he baked
We told the baby to
drop the **** candy
he wouldn't hear
even when we'd
state the obvious,
his hands went to his ears.
Nothing would get to his **** head,
over and over
no matter what we said
If he didn't like what we said,
all he'd do is cry.
And hold the candy closer,
just like his pie
Talking to his was like
using a toothpick as a nail
Not only do you have to watch out
so his ego doesn't break,
but it was totally pointless
All this kid wanted was the **** candy,
it gave him powers he didn't have
respect he didn't earn
and he loved it.
And all I want is peace of mind, and
for this baby to quit, sit down and listen
sugar gives you diabetes, not eyes
most importantly
stop being a chicken
Feb 6
Feb 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM UTC
The baby stole my candy,
and that's all he ever ate,
but every time he'd lick this candy,
I'd suffocate.
The baby also stole my meringue pie
bad for his health
and it's the one he baked
We told the baby to
drop the **** candy
he wouldn't hear
even when we'd
state the obvious,
his hands went to his ears.
Nothing would get to his **** head,
over and over
no matter what we said
If he didn't like what we said,
all he'd do is cry.
And hold the candy closer,
just like his pie
Talking to his was like
using a toothpick as a nail
Not only do you have to watch out
so his ego doesn't break,
but it was totally pointless
All this kid wanted was the **** candy,
it gave him powers he didn't have
respect he didn't earn
and he loved it.
And all I want is peace of mind, and
for this baby to quit, sit down and listen
sugar gives you diabetes, not eyes
most importantly
stop being a chicken
sadly this is about my dad
