Eyeballs! Eyeballs!
Looking up at you!
From your tasty, yellow, gurgling, Extraterrestrial Stew!
No other stew can do what it can do:
'Cause while you're looking down at it,
It looks back up at you!
Tasty! Tasty! Tasty!
Try a bowl today!
'Cause if it likes this Planet,
It might decide to stay!And this stew is wonderful
You eat it. It eats you!
Soon you'll be part of the tasty, yellow, gurgling, Extraterrestrial Stew!
Jan 17
Jan 17, 2026 at 11:52 AM UTC
Eyeballs! Eyeballs!
Looking up at you!
From your tasty, yellow, gurgling, Extraterrestrial Stew!
No other stew can do what it can do:
'Cause while you're looking down at it,
It looks back up at you!
Tasty! Tasty! Tasty!
Try a bowl today!
'Cause if it likes this Planet,
It might decide to stay!And this stew is wonderful
You eat it. It eats you!
Soon you'll be part of the tasty, yellow, gurgling, Extraterrestrial Stew!
I don't know if this should count as a filk song or not as I did not filch the tune from another song. This tune is original. But the subject matter is certainly fannish and filkish. Soon as I figure out how to upload sounds I shall torture everybody by singing it and uploading the tune to my own website! in the meantime you can see it in color with pictures at http;//tinyurl.com/poemsoffaithandevolution