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I had been up all night writing then as I was going to get my head down the phone rang, it was Britney saying do I want a hot toasted muffin I laughed out loud and told her to f**k off I know your hotel room number she said I am just outside then I heard the ratta tat tat oh well there goes my sleep it's breakfast on Britney and I know she'll let me She can sing me a song and I will read her a poem we both with no doubt know where this is going keep the press away it's breakfast on Britney By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris By NeonSolaris © 2011 NeonSolaris (All rights reserved)
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Nov 25, 2013
Nov 25, 2013 at 5:28 AM UTC
Having Breakfast On Britney
I had been up all night writing then as I was going to get my head down the phone rang, it was Britney saying do I want a hot toasted muffin I laughed out loud and told her to f**k off I know your hotel room number she said I am just outside then I heard the ratta tat tat oh well there goes my sleep it's breakfast on Britney and I know she'll let me She can sing me a song and I will read her a poem we both with no doubt know where this is going keep the press away it's breakfast on Britney By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris By NeonSolaris © 2011 NeonSolaris (All rights reserved)
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Nov 25, 2013
Nov 25, 2013 at 5:28 AM UTC
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