Doritos
Cheetos
Fritos
Lays
Tostitos
Munchos
Frito-Lay
PepsiCo
Subsidiaries
Gardettos
General Mills
Blow some Bugles
Under the Sun Chip
Herald of Chex Mix
and balances
It isn't Monopoly
Because everyone's
Having Funyuns
No Ruffles
Just Walkers
and Sabritas
The feel of Sierra Mist
and Mountain Dew
Naked and Barefoot
wouldn't catch a Quaker
there with Cap'n Crunch
But in the barn over a Mug?
Better luck sipping Gatorade
in Florida's Tropicana Twister
or twenty-five different flavors
Jan 10
Jan 10, 2026 at 5:07 PM UTC
Doritos
Cheetos
Fritos
Lays
Tostitos
Munchos
Frito-Lay
PepsiCo
Subsidiaries
Gardettos
General Mills
Blow some Bugles
Under the Sun Chip
Herald of Chex Mix
and balances
It isn't Monopoly
Because everyone's
Having Funyuns
No Ruffles
Just Walkers
and Sabritas
The feel of Sierra Mist
and Mountain Dew
Naked and Barefoot
wouldn't catch a Quaker
there with Cap'n Crunch
But in the barn over a Mug?
Better luck sipping Gatorade
in Florida's Tropicana Twister
or twenty-five different flavors
