This pinball machine stole my beer money.
There’s a revival coming and we cannot miss it.
I caught on as soon as the cops showed up.
I swear I heard this from a Smiths song.
I’m not apologizing.
I heard you over the airwaves. I could tell from the tone of your voice.
If I can’t pay for this with my suffering, what was the point?
Y’know, it never really looked good on you, anyways.
I swear to God you were in my dream, and I miss you.
I think I’m gonna be sick.
I’m not doing anything about it.
Trust the science.
Sleep sideways.
I know. You’re beautiful.
Man, it hurts bad.
Stop the ******* car.
There ain’t a ******* thing for miles.
I daydream about a life that is not mine.
The flowers ain’t any prettier over here, trust me.
Dec 27, 2025
Dec 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM UTC
This pinball machine stole my beer money.
There’s a revival coming and we cannot miss it.
I caught on as soon as the cops showed up.
I swear I heard this from a Smiths song.
I’m not apologizing.
I heard you over the airwaves. I could tell from the tone of your voice.
If I can’t pay for this with my suffering, what was the point?
Y’know, it never really looked good on you, anyways.
I swear to God you were in my dream, and I miss you.
I think I’m gonna be sick.
I’m not doing anything about it.
Trust the science.
Sleep sideways.
I know. You’re beautiful.
Man, it hurts bad.
Stop the ******* car.
There ain’t a ******* thing for miles.
I daydream about a life that is not mine.
The flowers ain’t any prettier over here, trust me.