(Parody song two of seven from the nonexistent, but soon to come out 🤞🏼 album "Naughty Kid Lane: The Ballad of the New Santa")
(To the tune of "We're Off to See the Wizard")
We're off to see the North Pole,
The wonderful North Pole of dread!
We hear he has a coal mine
To match the words we said!
The words we said, the things we did, the pranks we pulled all year,
We're off to see the North Pole, the wonderful North Pole of fear!
So, you're the kid who glued the cat
Right to your father's head?
And you're the one who told your aunt
You wished that she was dead?
Well, I'm the one who swapped the sugar out with salt, you see,
It seems that Santa's workshop has no sense of comedy!
We're off to see the North Pole,
The wonderful North Pole of dread!
I bet he'll make us work all night
And never go to bed!
But listen up, you rejects, you delinquents, and you thieves,
I think we've got enough kids here to bring him to his knees!
So, let's all stick together,
A nasty, naughty crew.
When he opens up this sack of his,
He won't know what to do!
We'll tie him up with tinsel, and we'll hijack his whole sleigh,
And then we'll take the good kids' toys and finally fly away!
We're off to see the North Pole,
The wonderful North Pole of dread!
But we'll become the rulers of
The North Pole in his stead!
Dec 15, 2025
Dec 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM UTC
(Parody song two of seven from the nonexistent, but soon to come out 🤞🏼 album "Naughty Kid Lane: The Ballad of the New Santa")
(To the tune of "We're Off to See the Wizard")
We're off to see the North Pole,
The wonderful North Pole of dread!
We hear he has a coal mine
To match the words we said!
The words we said, the things we did, the pranks we pulled all year,
We're off to see the North Pole, the wonderful North Pole of fear!
So, you're the kid who glued the cat
Right to your father's head?
And you're the one who told your aunt
You wished that she was dead?
Well, I'm the one who swapped the sugar out with salt, you see,
It seems that Santa's workshop has no sense of comedy!
We're off to see the North Pole,
The wonderful North Pole of dread!
I bet he'll make us work all night
And never go to bed!
But listen up, you rejects, you delinquents, and you thieves,
I think we've got enough kids here to bring him to his knees!
So, let's all stick together,
A nasty, naughty crew.
When he opens up this sack of his,
He won't know what to do!
We'll tie him up with tinsel, and we'll hijack his whole sleigh,
And then we'll take the good kids' toys and finally fly away!
We're off to see the North Pole,
The wonderful North Pole of dread!
But we'll become the rulers of
The North Pole in his stead!
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