O God, what a glorious morning!
Has the sun ever shone as bright?
I feel like I could conquer the world --
First my coffee . . . then I just might
O no, my coffeemaker's broken,
No hot brew is filling the ***
Well, I'll put on the kettle for tea
While I walk my little pooch, Spot
That **** squirrel just came out of nowhere . . .
Spot broke his leash -- he's running free;
O well, he'll come back when he's ready,
Right now, I need a cup of tea
But there's no tea in the caddy . . .
I guess I forgot to buy it;
I will not drink cold milk for breakfast --
No sir, I won't even try it
I still have that blueberry muffin
With icing so creamy and thick,
Yikes! a mouse has been nibbling on it . . .
O, I think I'm going to be sick
Nothing to eat . . . no coffee, no tea,
My dog's gone . . . I'm going back to bed;
Wait, was that thunder? It's starting to rain . . .
O God, how I wish I were dead!
Dec 7, 2025
Dec 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM UTC
O God, what a glorious morning!
Has the sun ever shone as bright?
I feel like I could conquer the world --
First my coffee . . . then I just might
O no, my coffeemaker's broken,
No hot brew is filling the ***
Well, I'll put on the kettle for tea
While I walk my little pooch, Spot
That **** squirrel just came out of nowhere . . .
Spot broke his leash -- he's running free;
O well, he'll come back when he's ready,
Right now, I need a cup of tea
But there's no tea in the caddy . . .
I guess I forgot to buy it;
I will not drink cold milk for breakfast --
No sir, I won't even try it
I still have that blueberry muffin
With icing so creamy and thick,
Yikes! a mouse has been nibbling on it . . .
O, I think I'm going to be sick
Nothing to eat . . . no coffee, no tea,
My dog's gone . . . I'm going back to bed;
Wait, was that thunder? It's starting to rain . . .
O God, how I wish I were dead!
Days when everything seems to go wrong
