Lately I’ve been thinking about
Tablecloths and teetering mortgages
Turtlenecks and immense debt
The mail toy catalogue and screaming orphans
Over black coffee and gray sausage patties
Pale eggs and dark red nosebleeds
Subscription services and crumbling tombstones
Isn’t life great?
They tell you
Save your money and die young
Buy young and die young
Find love and die young
Thats why they call it work and die young
Watch your cholesterols and die young
I don’t ever leave my house
The next useless trinket arrives on my doorstep
The parcels folded plastic corners
Conjures blood into a throbbing ********
Under layers of plastic the bauble shimmers
I clutch it to my chest and weep
Sickly sunlight filters through yellowed newspaper
Pasted to my windows in a haughty patchwork
I drag my fingernails across the crown moulding
I haven’t seen the sun in weeks
I watch the news everyday for hours
Smoldering rubble and porcelain smiles
Did you know people are dangerous
Especially the ones that you’ll never meet?
Isn’t life great?
They tell you
Limited time deal and die young
Vote for me and die young
Good investment and die young
Be on time and die young
“What’s your plan?” and die young
Sell high and die young
I stage my house like a magazine cover
Perfect angles and subtle shadows
Spotless floors and sparkling counters
I kick the dog every time it sheds
I have a stockpile in my basement
Of exotic arms and ammunition
Fantasize about justified ******
The woman on the news calls me handsome in my interview
I never answer my own questions
I watch videos of other people do it for me
Spend the time I save staring at the wall and blinking
Waiting for the next package to arrive
I lay on the floor feeling the vibrations
From the nearby highway traffic
Potential threats and screeching tires
Like desperate wasps before the frost
Isn’t life great?
They always say
Be prepared and die young
Pay your bill and die young
Plant roots and die young
Find a nice girl and die young
Donate and die young
Good health and die young
Prosper and die young
Die young and die young
Nov 25, 2025
Nov 25, 2025 at 6:40 AM UTC
Lately I’ve been thinking about
Tablecloths and teetering mortgages
Turtlenecks and immense debt
The mail toy catalogue and screaming orphans
Over black coffee and gray sausage patties
Pale eggs and dark red nosebleeds
Subscription services and crumbling tombstones
Isn’t life great?
They tell you
Save your money and die young
Buy young and die young
Find love and die young
Thats why they call it work and die young
Watch your cholesterols and die young
I don’t ever leave my house
The next useless trinket arrives on my doorstep
The parcels folded plastic corners
Conjures blood into a throbbing ********
Under layers of plastic the bauble shimmers
I clutch it to my chest and weep
Sickly sunlight filters through yellowed newspaper
Pasted to my windows in a haughty patchwork
I drag my fingernails across the crown moulding
I haven’t seen the sun in weeks
I watch the news everyday for hours
Smoldering rubble and porcelain smiles
Did you know people are dangerous
Especially the ones that you’ll never meet?
Isn’t life great?
They tell you
Limited time deal and die young
Vote for me and die young
Good investment and die young
Be on time and die young
“What’s your plan?” and die young
Sell high and die young
I stage my house like a magazine cover
Perfect angles and subtle shadows
Spotless floors and sparkling counters
I kick the dog every time it sheds
I have a stockpile in my basement
Of exotic arms and ammunition
Fantasize about justified ******
The woman on the news calls me handsome in my interview
I never answer my own questions
I watch videos of other people do it for me
Spend the time I save staring at the wall and blinking
Waiting for the next package to arrive
I lay on the floor feeling the vibrations
From the nearby highway traffic
Potential threats and screeching tires
Like desperate wasps before the frost
Isn’t life great?
They always say
Be prepared and die young
Pay your bill and die young
Plant roots and die young
Find a nice girl and die young
Donate and die young
Good health and die young
Prosper and die young
Die young and die young
