Keys, wallet, phone...
Don't forget the document.
You have an important dinner today.
This one's been a long time coming.
Just pray that the train isn't gonna be too late.
Keys, wallet, phone...
Ah! There it is, on the table.
Clock's ticking away.
I'm home alone, the rest are dealing with business of their own.
It's getting colder lately.
Gonna have to pull out the weighted blanket soon.
Don't want to catch a cold this month.
Keys, wallet, phone...
Hah! Look at that chair!
Someone's gonna have to fix it.
This reminds me of the time
My bike seat was stolen
Got out of class with my friends, sunny skies
And ****
Happy riding.
Anyway, gonna have to start getting ready soon.
I still haven't ironed my shirt.
Still have to wrestle my hair, too.
Keys, wallet,-
Has it really been a year
since I last shaved?
I've looked better.
…I look better.
Where was I? Right-
Keys, wallet, phone..
Head, shoulders, knees and toes,
Lungs, liver, bladder, heart,
Put your hands together, aaaaay macarena!
-..what is happening?
what is wrong with me?
Keys-, wallet-, phone-.. no.
Heart?
Soul?
Why are you looking at me like that!?
It's not my fault! Is it?
I am happy, right?
I'm not missing anything, the goal is right there!
Don't blame me for this!
It was you who always stared like that!
We would have been fine.
If it weren't
For
That
*******
Face
Staring at my every decision.
Just stop. Just stop!
I've been over this.
Please, just let me live in peace…
And we're off!
Keys, wallet, phone-
Wallet.., phone..-
..I'm locked out
Nov 15, 2025
Nov 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM UTC
Keys, wallet, phone...
Don't forget the document.
You have an important dinner today.
This one's been a long time coming.
Just pray that the train isn't gonna be too late.
Keys, wallet, phone...
Ah! There it is, on the table.
Clock's ticking away.
I'm home alone, the rest are dealing with business of their own.
It's getting colder lately.
Gonna have to pull out the weighted blanket soon.
Don't want to catch a cold this month.
Keys, wallet, phone...
Hah! Look at that chair!
Someone's gonna have to fix it.
This reminds me of the time
My bike seat was stolen
Got out of class with my friends, sunny skies
And ****
Happy riding.
Anyway, gonna have to start getting ready soon.
I still haven't ironed my shirt.
Still have to wrestle my hair, too.
Keys, wallet,-
Has it really been a year
since I last shaved?
I've looked better.
…I look better.
Where was I? Right-
Keys, wallet, phone..
Head, shoulders, knees and toes,
Lungs, liver, bladder, heart,
Put your hands together, aaaaay macarena!
-..what is happening?
what is wrong with me?
Keys-, wallet-, phone-.. no.
Heart?
Soul?
Why are you looking at me like that!?
It's not my fault! Is it?
I am happy, right?
I'm not missing anything, the goal is right there!
Don't blame me for this!
It was you who always stared like that!
We would have been fine.
If it weren't
For
That
*******
Face
Staring at my every decision.
Just stop. Just stop!
I've been over this.
Please, just let me live in peace…
And we're off!
Keys, wallet, phone-
Wallet.., phone..-
..I'm locked out
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