Jellyfish are really plankton, did you know?
They float about and know not where they go.
They never buck a trend or kick a trace
And all their friends agree, and say it's ace
To BE the trend that's set by moon and tide
Fashion fishing? Never! We cannot abide
Our finny friends that swim to find a ‘look’?
They just end up on the dangled hook
Of tempting tatty TK Maxx my dear…
And net stockings are just SO last year.
Snappy dressing needs a snappy jaw.
Sisters softly drifting in the gentle deep
Know less is more.
Nov 11, 2025
Nov 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM UTC
Jellyfish are really plankton, did you know?
They float about and know not where they go.
They never buck a trend or kick a trace
And all their friends agree, and say it's ace
To BE the trend that's set by moon and tide
Fashion fishing? Never! We cannot abide
Our finny friends that swim to find a ‘look’?
They just end up on the dangled hook
Of tempting tatty TK Maxx my dear…
And net stockings are just SO last year.
Snappy dressing needs a snappy jaw.
Sisters softly drifting in the gentle deep
Know less is more.
Actually, I quite like TK Maxx...
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