I could never coin such an admirable alliteration,
I could never be accused of such a wow~allegation,
crass is truly bad *** and though I grew up, matured,
in a street of greed where crass was an elective everyone
elected, less they be laughed at for being a nice guy,
I survived by being secretly a nice guy (shhhhhhh!)
but nonetheless, or all the more, why I never caught
the cruelty required to finale stab to death your enemies,
who were already prostate from the grief of defeat,
and how I got a grade of Incomplete in the ivy business school
that mistakenly let me in, in the most popular course offered:
Characteristics of the Billionaire Personality 101
in the class catalogue or just colloquially know as:
10^{9}
ten to the power of 9
which is how one writes
a billion in mathematical notation.
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Nov 20, 2025
Nov 20, 2025 at 8:56 AM UTC
I could never coin such an admirable alliteration,
I could never be accused of such a wow~allegation,
crass is truly bad *** and though I grew up, matured,
in a street of greed where crass was an elective everyone
elected, less they be laughed at for being a nice guy,
I survived by being secretly a nice guy (shhhhhhh!)
but nonetheless, or all the more, why I never caught
the cruelty required to finale stab to death your enemies,
who were already prostate from the grief of defeat,
and how I got a grade of Incomplete in the ivy business school
that mistakenly let me in, in the most popular course offered:
Characteristics of the Billionaire Personality 101
in the class catalogue or just colloquially know as:
10^{9}
ten to the power of 9
which is how one writes
a billion in mathematical notation.
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