For sale: A heart that's been slightly used,
Comes with an ironclad guarantee;
But please, don't act on an impulse . . .
And then refuse delivery
A lonely heart that's as good as new --
Maybe a few cracks here and there,
Mended so well, you can hardly tell,
Priced accordingly . . . . I'll be fair
Rare vintage stock, replete with love,
(Well, a bit of pain left its trace)
Caution: It must be handled with care . . .
It's impossible to replace
I'll list it among the Classifieds:
"Only serious inquiry"
And he who buys it must abide
By the "No Return" policy
The price? That's yet to be determined -
Just what does the market dictate?
Are there many such hearts for sale?
I'll just post it . . . . sit back . . . . and wait
Oct 29, 2025
Oct 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM UTC
For sale: A heart that's been slightly used,
Comes with an ironclad guarantee;
But please, don't act on an impulse . . .
And then refuse delivery
A lonely heart that's as good as new --
Maybe a few cracks here and there,
Mended so well, you can hardly tell,
Priced accordingly . . . . I'll be fair
Rare vintage stock, replete with love,
(Well, a bit of pain left its trace)
Caution: It must be handled with care . . .
It's impossible to replace
I'll list it among the Classifieds:
"Only serious inquiry"
And he who buys it must abide
By the "No Return" policy
The price? That's yet to be determined -
Just what does the market dictate?
Are there many such hearts for sale?
I'll just post it . . . . sit back . . . . and wait
