That which previously passed as night clothing
Has become daytime wear,
Oh fear and loathing
Truth or dare,
Showing up at holiday gatherings
Dressed as the family slobs,
It is nearly unbelievable
In light of their pharmacist jobs.
When it's the same ensemble
For day and night,
One thing I notice
It is never too tight,
It hides any bulges
So baggy and loose,
I guess it’s why I can’t tell
If they are a gazelle or a moose.
Yet, as members of our household
I feel a bit embarrassed,
I maintain a decent decorum
Although my wife is the fairest,
But even she cringes
When her son shows up in bedclothes,
At a public celebration
Oh, how she turns up her nose.
It’s not an issue regarding
Any shortage of money,
Others wear the same wardrobe
It went viral, but it’s not funny,
Their household income
Is three-hundred-k plus,
24-hour pajamas?
(At least it’s not us!)
Oct 10, 2025
Oct 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM UTC
That which previously passed as night clothing
Has become daytime wear,
Oh fear and loathing
Truth or dare,
Showing up at holiday gatherings
Dressed as the family slobs,
It is nearly unbelievable
In light of their pharmacist jobs.
When it's the same ensemble
For day and night,
One thing I notice
It is never too tight,
It hides any bulges
So baggy and loose,
I guess it’s why I can’t tell
If they are a gazelle or a moose.
Yet, as members of our household
I feel a bit embarrassed,
I maintain a decent decorum
Although my wife is the fairest,
But even she cringes
When her son shows up in bedclothes,
At a public celebration
Oh, how she turns up her nose.
It’s not an issue regarding
Any shortage of money,
Others wear the same wardrobe
It went viral, but it’s not funny,
Their household income
Is three-hundred-k plus,
24-hour pajamas?
(At least it’s not us!)