Lawrence Hall
[email protected]
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
*** Toys and Goal to Go
NFL game interrupted by *** toy at most confusing time
possible and CBS fooled - The Mirror US
There are sports, and then there are sports
Whether in a warm bed or upon a playing field
For after the game young lovers’ disports
Follow when to each other happy love-birds yield
It seems rather awkward when curious *** toys
Are flung onto the fifty-yard line, or even more
Toward the goal while our favorite boys
Anticipate later that night quite another score
Oh, football fans!
Do think of the children, and try to refrain
From tossing toys (well, maybe an electric train)
Sep 15, 2025
Sep 15, 2025 at 8:32 AM UTC
Lawrence Hall
[email protected]
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
*** Toys and Goal to Go
NFL game interrupted by *** toy at most confusing time
possible and CBS fooled - The Mirror US
There are sports, and then there are sports
Whether in a warm bed or upon a playing field
For after the game young lovers’ disports
Follow when to each other happy love-birds yield
It seems rather awkward when curious *** toys
Are flung onto the fifty-yard line, or even more
Toward the goal while our favorite boys
Anticipate later that night quite another score
Oh, football fans!
Do think of the children, and try to refrain
From tossing toys (well, maybe an electric train)