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Christina Twistleton-Wickham-de-Fluff couldn't decide what to do with her **** Wherever she went the darned thing would shed she even found hair from it inside her bed So she took out the scissors and trimmed it a bit but did a bad job and her **** looked like shhh....e had messed it up So she took out the clippers to give it a trim fired them up and got stuck right in Be she lost her attention when a friend of hers called and now theres a spot thats totally bald But panic she didn't, nor get filled with dread She simply decided to wear gloves instead.
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Aug 11, 2010
Aug 11, 2010 at 2:39 PM UTC
Close shave for Christina
Christina Twistleton-Wickham-de-Fluff couldn't decide what to do with her **** Wherever she went the darned thing would shed she even found hair from it inside her bed So she took out the scissors and trimmed it a bit but did a bad job and her **** looked like shhh....e had messed it up So she took out the clippers to give it a trim fired them up and got stuck right in Be she lost her attention when a friend of hers called and now theres a spot thats totally bald But panic she didn't, nor get filled with dread She simply decided to wear gloves instead.
a-thomas-hawkins
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Aug 11, 2010
Aug 11, 2010 at 2:39 PM UTC
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