zen master
drinks too much coffee
says to class
pardon me
leaves lotus, runs down the hall
but not fast enough
___
zen master
visits his sister
she hands him
new nephew.
our bodies are illusions
but shoulder puke real
____
zen master
ponders the spring rain
when stupid
car breaks down.
meditation does no good--
******* thing is ****
____
zen master
says souls can migrate
from body
to body.
unsightly skin condition
will end when you do
____
zen master
has the hots for jane
but he must
ignore this.
concentrate on breathing or
think about baseball
____
zen master
hates Shaysie girl lots
and wishes
she would stop
writing stupid shadormas
with him **** of joke
Jul 25, 2025
Jul 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM UTC
zen master
drinks too much coffee
says to class
pardon me
leaves lotus, runs down the hall
but not fast enough
___
zen master
visits his sister
she hands him
new nephew.
our bodies are illusions
but shoulder puke real
____
zen master
ponders the spring rain
when stupid
car breaks down.
meditation does no good--
******* thing is ****
____
zen master
says souls can migrate
from body
to body.
unsightly skin condition
will end when you do
____
zen master
has the hots for jane
but he must
ignore this.
concentrate on breathing or
think about baseball
____
zen master
hates Shaysie girl lots
and wishes
she would stop
writing stupid shadormas
with him **** of joke
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