We piled into the lifts
and she said to me:
"When you're in one of those meetings
sitting all polite and listening
with the serious and interested
look on your face
do you ever get the impulse
to do something outrageous
to disrupt the proceedings
and draw attention to yourself
in an inappropriate manner?"
- "As if to say **** YOU
and everything you stand for?"
"Possibly."
- "As if to say
although I may have grey hair and a mortgage
in DEEP DOWN
reality I am only
5 years old, and I am
BORED BORED BORED
thus it is my infantile nature to run amok..."
"That sort of thing."
- "Sure. I have this urge to heckle
********** while making disturbing growling noises)
or kick the seat of the person in front
(go screaming naked berserk with an
assault rifle) but you know... "
"Good, I'm glad I'm not the only one."
Jul 3, 2025
Jul 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM UTC
We piled into the lifts
and she said to me:
"When you're in one of those meetings
sitting all polite and listening
with the serious and interested
look on your face
do you ever get the impulse
to do something outrageous
to disrupt the proceedings
and draw attention to yourself
in an inappropriate manner?"
- "As if to say **** YOU
and everything you stand for?"
"Possibly."
- "As if to say
although I may have grey hair and a mortgage
in DEEP DOWN
reality I am only
5 years old, and I am
BORED BORED BORED
thus it is my infantile nature to run amok..."
"That sort of thing."
- "Sure. I have this urge to heckle
********** while making disturbing growling noises)
or kick the seat of the person in front
(go screaming naked berserk with an
assault rifle) but you know... "
"Good, I'm glad I'm not the only one."
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