This job is not suitable for those with
experience of light excavation
We are not looking for
amateur
archaeologists
with your little hammers going tippy tap tap
Metal detectorists need not apply
And we are not interested
in weekend spelunkers
with your fancy flashlights and your energy bars
The ideal candidate will know how to operate
earth augers and trenching machines
Training in gravedigging will be provided
You will have achieved the relevant qualifications
in pipe jacking, microtunnelling
impact moling and guided boring
Demolition techniques are a must
and do you know how
to work a crushing machine?
Interviews will be held soon
in the bunker
Jun 11, 2025
Jun 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM UTC
This job is not suitable for those with
experience of light excavation
We are not looking for
amateur
archaeologists
with your little hammers going tippy tap tap
Metal detectorists need not apply
And we are not interested
in weekend spelunkers
with your fancy flashlights and your energy bars
The ideal candidate will know how to operate
earth augers and trenching machines
Training in gravedigging will be provided
You will have achieved the relevant qualifications
in pipe jacking, microtunnelling
impact moling and guided boring
Demolition techniques are a must
and do you know how
to work a crushing machine?
Interviews will be held soon
in the bunker
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