Lawrence Hall
[email protected]
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
“I am Going to Call for a Major Investigation…”
-Our Red Queen on Truth [sic] Social
In Wonderland a new oppressive conjuration -
His name is Major Investigation
Sent at our screaming queen’s instigation
To drag us all down to her police station
Beginning with Kamala, Oprah, and Bono
For somewhat disapproving of him – oh, no!
The Major will punish their laissez-majesto -
In the name of freedom their heads must go!
(But of course the irony in all this biz
Is that their heads are even larger than his)
May 19, 2025
May 19, 2025 at 9:26 AM UTC
Lawrence Hall
[email protected]
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
“I am Going to Call for a Major Investigation…”
-Our Red Queen on Truth [sic] Social
In Wonderland a new oppressive conjuration -
His name is Major Investigation
Sent at our screaming queen’s instigation
To drag us all down to her police station
Beginning with Kamala, Oprah, and Bono
For somewhat disapproving of him – oh, no!
The Major will punish their laissez-majesto -
In the name of freedom their heads must go!
(But of course the irony in all this biz
Is that their heads are even larger than his)