Bruises on the bulbs of his hairy lymph nodes,
Lucid and bothersome as soiled clothes –
What could a Spanish fly have to share
With that grovelling man over there?
Both are shaken and stirred tonight,
Smouldering in narcotic amber light.
Order, order; his pulp reflection wants
****** thrown at his better half –
Drain the abscess, help it depress
In a savoury bubble bath.
An acned pixie nicks kitty-licks
From her 6-inch flute of wine,
Amidst drags of palo santo
For the sober mind.
Shivering like a slinky, both bygone toys.
Walking down stairs,
Alone or in pairs,
Tons of fun for girls and boys.
Everyone’s a caricature rendered queerly
To anyone under the influence; clearly,
I could be a peddler of all things here –
Waiting on my ultimate compassion, hear:
W.Y.B.M.A.D.I.I.T.Y?
Apr 8, 2025
Apr 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM UTC
Bruises on the bulbs of his hairy lymph nodes,
Lucid and bothersome as soiled clothes –
What could a Spanish fly have to share
With that grovelling man over there?
Both are shaken and stirred tonight,
Smouldering in narcotic amber light.
Order, order; his pulp reflection wants
****** thrown at his better half –
Drain the abscess, help it depress
In a savoury bubble bath.
An acned pixie nicks kitty-licks
From her 6-inch flute of wine,
Amidst drags of palo santo
For the sober mind.
Shivering like a slinky, both bygone toys.
Walking down stairs,
Alone or in pairs,
Tons of fun for girls and boys.
Everyone’s a caricature rendered queerly
To anyone under the influence; clearly,
I could be a peddler of all things here –
Waiting on my ultimate compassion, hear:
W.Y.B.M.A.D.I.I.T.Y?
Based on a few hostessing stints. For a role played better drunk, I was (one of) the dumbest there in all my judgement.
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