Dear God, The Boston Red Sox Win The World Series?
My congratulations to themselves from Bahstom,
I am sure you will wear your crown with classy
NY Yankee Pride and not riot in the streets
As has been known to happen in Beantown.
But I though I would let you know,
Having spoken to god on Yom Kippur,
He confessed it was a typing mistake.
He meant for the Chicago White Sox
To be resurrected and to win,
Not noticing he was auto-incorrected,
Reassuring me that he was
Installing IOS7, so it won't happen again.
Pride goeth before the fall of 2014.
Oct 31, 2013
Oct 31, 2013 at 3:17 AM UTC
Dear God, The Boston Red Sox Win The World Series?
My congratulations to themselves from Bahstom,
I am sure you will wear your crown with classy
NY Yankee Pride and not riot in the streets
As has been known to happen in Beantown.
But I though I would let you know,
Having spoken to god on Yom Kippur,
He confessed it was a typing mistake.
He meant for the Chicago White Sox
To be resurrected and to win,
Not noticing he was auto-incorrected,
Reassuring me that he was
Installing IOS7, so it won't happen again.
Pride goeth before the fall of 2014.
Congrats to the Bostonian Lipstadts.
Given all that Boston has gone through the world's balance restored.
Grrrrr.
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