i.
satan is livid. says the hamster wheel was a gift and asks you not to be fat on account of his nervous energy.
ii.
dear puberty,
the body of this letter confirms the messenger
is god.
iii.
thing is
I thought I’d never
see it again
(I thought I’d sent it into her belly)
even I made a hamster
noise
Oct 21, 2013
Oct 21, 2013 at 2:22 PM UTC
i.
satan is livid. says the hamster wheel was a gift and asks you not to be fat on account of his nervous energy.
ii.
dear puberty,
the body of this letter confirms the messenger
is god.
iii.
thing is
I thought I’d never
see it again
(I thought I’d sent it into her belly)
even I made a hamster
noise
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