Woo-wah Hur-rah hey Zach,
Is this thing funny or not?
It’s mid-March already
and I’m still sad and fat but hey,
I’ve got a cat
all slick black with one white spot
Woo-wah Hur-rah hey Zach?
Bet you saw (well did you?)
its street-smart jaw ******
a New York City pigeon’s dirty-ass wing
oh man,
that coil sling cat jumped forward I screamed
as he clung to his prized catch
my cat, it swings and wrings the things that fly all around our terrace
Holy Mackerel, did you see that?
almost gave me the shiver to see him jump so high,
that little cat testing death
for a taste of pigeon pie (or fries)
whichever suits his fancy
Hey Zach, catch that-
there’s a small cat on the 2nd floor
waiting for a Ramsey Gordon worthy dish,
Doors and windows can’t hole him in,
And I fear it’s a meal he might literally fall for.
Hur-rah, fupa? Or maybe something less…you know.
My cat lunged like a living sling-shot
almost over the railing
Pigeon-pied eyed, without a thought
**** testing death
Hey, Zach?
Isn’t that funny?
Nov 12, 2024
Nov 12, 2024 at 10:38 PM UTC
Woo-wah Hur-rah hey Zach,
Is this thing funny or not?
It’s mid-March already
and I’m still sad and fat but hey,
I’ve got a cat
all slick black with one white spot
Woo-wah Hur-rah hey Zach?
Bet you saw (well did you?)
its street-smart jaw ******
a New York City pigeon’s dirty-ass wing
oh man,
that coil sling cat jumped forward I screamed
as he clung to his prized catch
my cat, it swings and wrings the things that fly all around our terrace
Holy Mackerel, did you see that?
almost gave me the shiver to see him jump so high,
that little cat testing death
for a taste of pigeon pie (or fries)
whichever suits his fancy
Hey Zach, catch that-
there’s a small cat on the 2nd floor
waiting for a Ramsey Gordon worthy dish,
Doors and windows can’t hole him in,
And I fear it’s a meal he might literally fall for.
Hur-rah, fupa? Or maybe something less…you know.
My cat lunged like a living sling-shot
almost over the railing
Pigeon-pied eyed, without a thought
**** testing death
Hey, Zach?
Isn’t that funny?