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I remember a joke from when I was a child Bout a darts match and a bride o Christ The sister was there collecting alms And praising the lord Got taken in spirit Stood a bit close to the board Two double tops And one in the fod The priestess struck down Right there in the pub The ref totalled up And inscribed the scoreboard One nun dead and eighty Is that what was scored?
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Oct 31, 2024
Oct 31, 2024 at 9:40 AM UTC
Martyrdom
I remember a joke from when I was a child Bout a darts match and a bride o Christ The sister was there collecting alms And praising the lord Got taken in spirit Stood a bit close to the board Two double tops And one in the fod The priestess struck down Right there in the pub The ref totalled up And inscribed the scoreboard One nun dead and eighty Is that what was scored?
Fod is a colloquialism for forehead
Jimmysilker
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Oct 31, 2024
Oct 31, 2024 at 9:40 AM UTC
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