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Ancient, invisible God of the Hebrews, Some have renamed You, and crowned You Their Christian god; but for the discerning person We just need a little more proof. Here are some forms and paper work, You need to fill out; And of course we'll need a certified note, Declaring just when and where and how You came into Being, and listing All next of kin- yes Your Son absolutely should qualify for that- And we'll need His death certificate on file, For future referencing, and any dependents- What's this about Three Persons in One? Do You have a psychiatric doctor You see? We should probably have his information too, just in case. Immaculate conception? I'm sorry, that just isn't acceptable in any court of law. Every woman seems to believe it at first, of course, But that doesn't make it hold water- ****** birth? hmm, very interesting. Perhaps an examination is in order, Something surely doesn't seem right here? Martyred for our sins? What an interesting idea. Resurrection? Is there a record of that anywhere? I suppose it's possible You could have had a colorful near death experience, If You were really resuscitated- oh it was Your Son? Oh, You Yourself accomplished this Re-Animation- Oh oh oh! I've got to get that call. Hold on; be right back, dear. "Get the guys in white coats down here in room 311 right away. I've got a hot one.."
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Jul 27, 2010
Jul 27, 2010 at 9:06 PM UTC
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Ancient, invisible God of the Hebrews, Some have renamed You, and crowned You Their Christian god; but for the discerning person We just need a little more proof. Here are some forms and paper work, You need to fill out; And of course we'll need a certified note, Declaring just when and where and how You came into Being, and listing All next of kin- yes Your Son absolutely should qualify for that- And we'll need His death certificate on file, For future referencing, and any dependents- What's this about Three Persons in One? Do You have a psychiatric doctor You see? We should probably have his information too, just in case. Immaculate conception? I'm sorry, that just isn't acceptable in any court of law. Every woman seems to believe it at first, of course, But that doesn't make it hold water- ****** birth? hmm, very interesting. Perhaps an examination is in order, Something surely doesn't seem right here? Martyred for our sins? What an interesting idea. Resurrection? Is there a record of that anywhere? I suppose it's possible You could have had a colorful near death experience, If You were really resuscitated- oh it was Your Son? Oh, You Yourself accomplished this Re-Animation- Oh oh oh! I've got to get that call. Hold on; be right back, dear. "Get the guys in white coats down here in room 311 right away. I've got a hot one.."
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Jul 27, 2010
Jul 27, 2010 at 9:06 PM UTC
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