Lawrence Hall, HSG
[email protected]
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
Being a ‘Possum Must be Rough
A Dachshund’s Night Patrol
Being a ‘possum can only be rough
Dragged all over the yard by a dachshund
A furious dachshund half its size
Until it collapses into a faint
And unconscious cannot see the absurdity
Of this old man chasing the dachshund all over the yard
Explaining that the ‘possum is a beneficent species
Demanding obedience, and receiving none
It’s not at all biblical, but even so
I command the dog to let my ‘possum go
(No ‘possums were harmed in the making of this minor marsupial motion picture)
Oct 31, 2023
Oct 31, 2023 at 10:53 PM UTC
Lawrence Hall, HSG
[email protected]
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
Being a ‘Possum Must be Rough
A Dachshund’s Night Patrol
Being a ‘possum can only be rough
Dragged all over the yard by a dachshund
A furious dachshund half its size
Until it collapses into a faint
And unconscious cannot see the absurdity
Of this old man chasing the dachshund all over the yard
Explaining that the ‘possum is a beneficent species
Demanding obedience, and receiving none
It’s not at all biblical, but even so
I command the dog to let my ‘possum go
(No ‘possums were harmed in the making of this minor marsupial motion picture)
Marsupials in the Mist