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So you identify as a cat,... I'm alright with that come in through the flap in the back door , eat jellied meat from a bowl on the floor crap in a tray or lay cables in neighbours back yards Shouldn't be hard to tell you're a cat Beeline to your feline kin, slapping the thatch off a whiskery chin and yowling like grief treating your mates to a corpse of a bird that you hold In your teeth lie on the sack with your tongue in your crack and I'll back you're a cat But I think you'll change in fact, I'm willing to bet When you're not so busy, oh, little Miss Frisky We're taking a trip to the vet
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Jun 22, 2023
Jun 22, 2023 at 7:11 PM UTC
Get out, Claws!
So you identify as a cat,... I'm alright with that come in through the flap in the back door , eat jellied meat from a bowl on the floor crap in a tray or lay cables in neighbours back yards Shouldn't be hard to tell you're a cat Beeline to your feline kin, slapping the thatch off a whiskery chin and yowling like grief treating your mates to a corpse of a bird that you hold In your teeth lie on the sack with your tongue in your crack and I'll back you're a cat But I think you'll change in fact, I'm willing to bet When you're not so busy, oh, little Miss Frisky We're taking a trip to the vet
just seen a bus load of reality heading South-need to get out there and turn it around- enough of this ********
alistair-william-bullen
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Jun 22, 2023
Jun 22, 2023 at 7:11 PM UTC
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