Everybody wants an easy fix
before it gets too late
so I invented the Duct Tape Slimming Patch
for those who wanna lose weight
This miracle of science
is available online
And in those "As seen on TV" shops
for just $19.99
It's guaranteed to work
from the north down to the south
just take your Duct Tape Slimming Patch
and stick it over your mouth
Jul 21, 2010
Jul 21, 2010 at 1:36 PM UTC
Everybody wants an easy fix
before it gets too late
so I invented the Duct Tape Slimming Patch
for those who wanna lose weight
This miracle of science
is available online
And in those "As seen on TV" shops
for just $19.99
It's guaranteed to work
from the north down to the south
just take your Duct Tape Slimming Patch
and stick it over your mouth
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