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Don't go by the river Unless you are a rabbit. Because rabbits can go on Grand adventures to distant Bouncy houses owned by Fire breathing Toads. Men and women Are like muffins. I'm not sure why Or if they are But they should be. Jumping is always bad Unless it's not. Beware the pencil Unless you are wielding a Muscle-bound rubber chicken. If you aren't Jump for your life. I hate you Except I don't. A definition for literally In the dictionary Is not literally. What is a man But a sack of rice? Eyes are squishy. You are breaking the mold And becoming misshapen. Suffer me to Dance! Drop the bass And then pick it up Clean that bass off of the floor! That was a very fragile bass And you broke it! Du hast. Heavy metal! Huminaminaminaminaminamina That's enough That was a lie Or was it? Pervert. Looking at my elbow Save that for the bedroom! Rock on.
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Sep 18, 2013
Sep 18, 2013 at 9:40 AM UTC
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Don't go by the river Unless you are a rabbit. Because rabbits can go on Grand adventures to distant Bouncy houses owned by Fire breathing Toads. Men and women Are like muffins. I'm not sure why Or if they are But they should be. Jumping is always bad Unless it's not. Beware the pencil Unless you are wielding a Muscle-bound rubber chicken. If you aren't Jump for your life. I hate you Except I don't. A definition for literally In the dictionary Is not literally. What is a man But a sack of rice? Eyes are squishy. You are breaking the mold And becoming misshapen. Suffer me to Dance! Drop the bass And then pick it up Clean that bass off of the floor! That was a very fragile bass And you broke it! Du hast. Heavy metal! Huminaminaminaminaminamina That's enough That was a lie Or was it? Pervert. Looking at my elbow Save that for the bedroom! Rock on.
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Sep 18, 2013
Sep 18, 2013 at 9:40 AM UTC
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