You know things are dire
When you study the Internet and buy an air fryer
A material abduction
That comes in a large box with no instruction
You search in vain for something to cook
Struggling on YouTube, you make that look
Of someone lost in absolution consumption
No sense of normal behaviour resumption
With social top trump psychology
We debate 'extra crisp' technology
Creating new food mashups from hell
What comes out of the sliding drawer no-one can tell
After dehydrating decent food
You may find you need to do some good
Switch off that new fire
And bin your air fryer
Oct 11, 2022
Oct 11, 2022 at 5:04 PM UTC
You know things are dire
When you study the Internet and buy an air fryer
A material abduction
That comes in a large box with no instruction
You search in vain for something to cook
Struggling on YouTube, you make that look
Of someone lost in absolution consumption
No sense of normal behaviour resumption
With social top trump psychology
We debate 'extra crisp' technology
Creating new food mashups from hell
What comes out of the sliding drawer no-one can tell
After dehydrating decent food
You may find you need to do some good
Switch off that new fire
And bin your air fryer
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