I slept with a chick the other night
only because she needed a place to stay
she figured she owed me but it didn't feel right.
Of course she faked the enjoyment
and of course I feel like she was just a roll in the hay
She thanks me and then blames it on her unemployment.
We would have been better off reciting poetry
and sipping on martinis with gin from Bombay
But between the two of us there was no chemistry.
I try to remember her name
and I try the worst attempt at convincing her to stay
But it sounded extremely lame.
She put all her clothes together in her backpack
and her flight took off with no delay
I have no luck she will ever come back.
So now I go to facebook to see her status and what do I see
and I knew that this would sound like a play
so now she just unfriended and blocked me
Jan 8, 2014
Jan 8, 2014 at 10:28 PM UTC
I slept with a chick the other night
only because she needed a place to stay
she figured she owed me but it didn't feel right.
Of course she faked the enjoyment
and of course I feel like she was just a roll in the hay
She thanks me and then blames it on her unemployment.
We would have been better off reciting poetry
and sipping on martinis with gin from Bombay
But between the two of us there was no chemistry.
I try to remember her name
and I try the worst attempt at convincing her to stay
But it sounded extremely lame.
She put all her clothes together in her backpack
and her flight took off with no delay
I have no luck she will ever come back.
So now I go to facebook to see her status and what do I see
and I knew that this would sound like a play
so now she just unfriended and blocked me
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