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Lawrence Hall [email protected]   https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/ poeticdrivel.blogspot.com Former President Trump Splits Two Infinitives and Botches a Number of Subject, Verb, and Adjective Constructs While Proposing the Arming of Teachers     “...it's time to finally allow highly trained teachers to safely and      discreetly concealed carry, let them concealed carry.”                       -Former President Donald J. Trump                     to the National Rifle *** 27 May 2022 All teachers trample the Constitution All teachers promote contempt for the Flag All teachers should be in an institution All teachers are weird (and that one’s a fxg) All teachers despise the military All teachers should be slowly microwaved All teachers hate meat; they’re vegetary All teachers hate Jesus; they can’t be saved All teachers are evil; the children are harmed: And thus, they say, all teachers should be armed Previously published as “Texas’ Proposed Concealed Carry Law” in Dispatches from the Colonial Office, 2018, available from amazon.com.
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May 27, 2022
May 27, 2022 at 10:42 PM UTC
Former President Trump Splits Two Infinitives and Botches a Number of Subject, Verb, and Adjective Constructs While Proposing the Arming of Teachers
Lawrence Hall [email protected]   https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/ poeticdrivel.blogspot.com Former President Trump Splits Two Infinitives and Botches a Number of Subject, Verb, and Adjective Constructs While Proposing the Arming of Teachers     “...it's time to finally allow highly trained teachers to safely and      discreetly concealed carry, let them concealed carry.”                       -Former President Donald J. Trump                     to the National Rifle *** 27 May 2022 All teachers trample the Constitution All teachers promote contempt for the Flag All teachers should be in an institution All teachers are weird (and that one’s a fxg) All teachers despise the military All teachers should be slowly microwaved All teachers hate meat; they’re vegetary All teachers hate Jesus; they can’t be saved All teachers are evil; the children are harmed: And thus, they say, all teachers should be armed Previously published as “Texas’ Proposed Concealed Carry Law” in Dispatches from the Colonial Office, 2018, available from amazon.com.
Dispatches from the Colonial Office
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May 27, 2022
May 27, 2022 at 10:42 PM UTC
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