Woe is me
What have I seen
The ****** dog peed
All over my DVD machine
Woe is me
And twice woe
I lost my balance
And I stubbed my toe
Woe is me
It just isn't fair
I looked in the mirror
And saw I'm losing my hair
Woe is me
I hate my life
I came home and found
The milkman run off with my wife
Woe is me
I chased a mouse
Knocked over the electric fire
The curtains caught light and burnt down the house
Jul 15, 2010
Jul 15, 2010 at 10:18 PM UTC
Woe is me
What have I seen
The ****** dog peed
All over my DVD machine
Woe is me
And twice woe
I lost my balance
And I stubbed my toe
Woe is me
It just isn't fair
I looked in the mirror
And saw I'm losing my hair
Woe is me
I hate my life
I came home and found
The milkman run off with my wife
Woe is me
I chased a mouse
Knocked over the electric fire
The curtains caught light and burnt down the house
copyright Chris Smith 2010
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