When I was fourteen
I had a skiing accident
Abroad
The one thing I missed about England
was Ken Clarke MP
Come back early or never come
Now I sit alone, drenched
in your sister's sweat
Today, we found two mixing pools
But there'll be no prosecution
Don't hit my cat, Daddy
Aug 18, 2013
Aug 18, 2013 at 8:24 PM UTC
When I was fourteen
I had a skiing accident
Abroad
The one thing I missed about England
was Ken Clarke MP
Come back early or never come
Now I sit alone, drenched
in your sister's sweat
Today, we found two mixing pools
But there'll be no prosecution
Don't hit my cat, Daddy
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