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Down at Mary Lou's, There's a Venezuelan ***** I'd have married her at 16 If we were south of Mason Dixon, She's as sweet as cotton candy She's a Venezuelan fox, She has all the right ingredients To be unorthodox. Down at Mary Lou's There's a Venezuelan momma, She looks hotter than Hell And knows nothing of Obama, She has a way with coffee beans A special way to grind, The brew so stimulating Oh baby; What a find! Down at Mary Lou's There's a Venezuelan beauty, She blends outstanding coffee And she really is a cutie, Whenever I stop by I feel her Venezuelan heat, I get an overwhelming urge Just to have a bite to eat. Down at Mary Lou's There's a Venezuelan girl, She makes the finest Latte' With a little mocha curl, Her steam is hyper-pressured Milk frothing to a frenzy, I think I'll wait outside for her To perform an apprehenzie. Down at Mary Lou's There's a Venezuelan dame, She prepares an awesome beverage While I play a little game, It’s called watch the Coffee Maid Tamp the grounds and make some steam, Oh, this Venezuelan Coffee chick Is an old man’s sweetest dream. There's a Venezuelan princess Down at Mary Lou's, If I had done the hiring She's the one I'd choose, Her charisma is intoxicating Her aromas even more so, And when she wears that skimpy T - shirt I'm just nuts about her torso. Down at Mary Lou's Things are heating up, I keep dropping in for coffee At three bucks a cup, And while I'm on the subject Regarding a Venezuelan Barista, If she isn't available......... Might she have a sista'? A vacation too short But the views were **** good, Thanks to a Venezuelan beauty Preparing coffee as one should, I'll return again a year from now And stop at Mary Lou's, Will the Coffee chick come back again? If not I'll sing the blues.
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May 22, 2021
May 22, 2021 at 12:29 PM UTC
Coffee Maid Right
Down at Mary Lou's, There's a Venezuelan ***** I'd have married her at 16 If we were south of Mason Dixon, She's as sweet as cotton candy She's a Venezuelan fox, She has all the right ingredients To be unorthodox. Down at Mary Lou's There's a Venezuelan momma, She looks hotter than Hell And knows nothing of Obama, She has a way with coffee beans A special way to grind, The brew so stimulating Oh baby; What a find! Down at Mary Lou's There's a Venezuelan beauty, She blends outstanding coffee And she really is a cutie, Whenever I stop by I feel her Venezuelan heat, I get an overwhelming urge Just to have a bite to eat. Down at Mary Lou's There's a Venezuelan girl, She makes the finest Latte' With a little mocha curl, Her steam is hyper-pressured Milk frothing to a frenzy, I think I'll wait outside for her To perform an apprehenzie. Down at Mary Lou's There's a Venezuelan dame, She prepares an awesome beverage While I play a little game, It’s called watch the Coffee Maid Tamp the grounds and make some steam, Oh, this Venezuelan Coffee chick Is an old man’s sweetest dream. There's a Venezuelan princess Down at Mary Lou's, If I had done the hiring She's the one I'd choose, Her charisma is intoxicating Her aromas even more so, And when she wears that skimpy T - shirt I'm just nuts about her torso. Down at Mary Lou's Things are heating up, I keep dropping in for coffee At three bucks a cup, And while I'm on the subject Regarding a Venezuelan Barista, If she isn't available......... Might she have a sista'? A vacation too short But the views were **** good, Thanks to a Venezuelan beauty Preparing coffee as one should, I'll return again a year from now And stop at Mary Lou's, Will the Coffee chick come back again? If not I'll sing the blues.
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May 22, 2021
May 22, 2021 at 12:29 PM UTC
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