Listen now and understand
all about every home owners plight
maintaining yard and property
through each and every fight
the mail it came as usual
and had a letter from the HOA
"Mr Wilson we understand you planted bushes
just the other day
We wanted to inform you that this was simply
and in no way approved, ok
Your trees they need some trimming
and your weeds have gone astray"
And it was signed by the very hand
of the ****** loving HOA
So it happened they were meeting that same day
And wow were they shocked
that Mr Wilson knew how to Zoom
and use a microphone that way
I remember as if it was just yesterday
how he stood his ground
staring down each and every member
as lowering the boom
Every word a reminder
of glass windows we all know and share
like speaking in an empty tomb
"Mr Jones you didn't get that shed approved
and Lilly Todd's been baying at the moon
twern't any permits I'm aware were ever pre-approved
that soon"
"Tommy John's not here again
he's been driving on the lawn
of his next door neighbor Fred
accusing him of being devil's spawn
So don't pretend to tell me as an owner
I'm not fit
When each and every one of you
a simple ****** ******* Hypocrite"
No I wouldn't **** you
it happened just like I say
The day my Granpa served it too
the ****** loving HOA
Yeah, the day my Granpa served it too
the ****** loving HOA
Apr 14, 2021
Apr 14, 2021 at 9:36 PM UTC
Listen now and understand
all about every home owners plight
maintaining yard and property
through each and every fight
the mail it came as usual
and had a letter from the HOA
"Mr Wilson we understand you planted bushes
just the other day
We wanted to inform you that this was simply
and in no way approved, ok
Your trees they need some trimming
and your weeds have gone astray"
And it was signed by the very hand
of the ****** loving HOA
So it happened they were meeting that same day
And wow were they shocked
that Mr Wilson knew how to Zoom
and use a microphone that way
I remember as if it was just yesterday
how he stood his ground
staring down each and every member
as lowering the boom
Every word a reminder
of glass windows we all know and share
like speaking in an empty tomb
"Mr Jones you didn't get that shed approved
and Lilly Todd's been baying at the moon
twern't any permits I'm aware were ever pre-approved
that soon"
"Tommy John's not here again
he's been driving on the lawn
of his next door neighbor Fred
accusing him of being devil's spawn
So don't pretend to tell me as an owner
I'm not fit
When each and every one of you
a simple ****** ******* Hypocrite"
No I wouldn't **** you
it happened just like I say
The day my Granpa served it too
the ****** loving HOA
Yeah, the day my Granpa served it too
the ****** loving HOA
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