Five and Diego being two of my favorites in The Umbrella Academy is kinda hilarious because it's like:
One of them is a brash boy whose mom makes him smiley face pancakes.
And one of them is a jaded, stone-cold badass who could **** you a thousand different ways.
AND IT'S NOT THE ONE YOU THINK IT IS.
Mar 26, 2021
Mar 26, 2021 at 3:30 PM UTC
Five and Diego being two of my favorites in The Umbrella Academy is kinda hilarious because it's like:
One of them is a brash boy whose mom makes him smiley face pancakes.
And one of them is a jaded, stone-cold badass who could **** you a thousand different ways.
AND IT'S NOT THE ONE YOU THINK IT IS.
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