Danny wus
at de bar
as Jack an' Oi
entered de booser.
Waaat yer fellers 'avin', ?
Danny says.
Ter jars
Jack says.
So Danny
orders de bears
an' we sip our pints.
Ye 'ear Joey
went ter Belfast
ter 'av a go
at skydivin'
a farmer foun' 'im
in a tree
on de Sunday.
Waaat 'appened ter yer?
de farmer says.
Me parachute
didn't open
Joey says.
Yer shud 'av asked
de locals before
yer jumped
they wud
'av towl yer
nathin' opens
roun' 'ere
on a Sunday.
'eard it
says Jack
but 'tis
a gran' craic.
Feb 25, 2021
Feb 25, 2021 at 3:29 AM UTC
Danny wus
at de bar
as Jack an' Oi
entered de booser.
Waaat yer fellers 'avin', ?
Danny says.
Ter jars
Jack says.
So Danny
orders de bears
an' we sip our pints.
Ye 'ear Joey
went ter Belfast
ter 'av a go
at skydivin'
a farmer foun' 'im
in a tree
on de Sunday.
Waaat 'appened ter yer?
de farmer says.
Me parachute
didn't open
Joey says.
Yer shud 'av asked
de locals before
yer jumped
they wud
'av towl yer
nathin' opens
roun' 'ere
on a Sunday.
'eard it
says Jack
but 'tis
a gran' craic.
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